Ok, just got off several epic conference calls with the exalted Social Security Administration. Here is the background:
The day started with some lazy scammers that did not want to stay on the call while I drove around for them. To punish them, I decided to use a second textnow number and call another center, and see if I could get them to fight for my secure funds. Little did I know this would lead to a 4 hour conference call with at least 3 different call centers.
I will post the recording below after some practical edits. It started with the lazy scammers, lets call them Call Center A. After I got to the bank, I called Center B, looking to talk to officer Robert Williams (random name, but one used by scammers). Miraculously, the Robert Williams I was pretending to look for showed up. In addition, his colleague from the DEA, Center B, officer Steven Miller, got on the same line as him. The 2 of them started arguing back and forth with the original scammer from Call Center A. After about 10 calls joining and leaving the fake conference, call center A called it quits.
So, we continued the journey, this time with the 2 officers from B. By this time, we got the 4 Target Cards from Walmart, and I started to read out the numbers. I kept hanging up on the B guys as we were reading out the numbers, and I pretended I got more calls from other "SSA" offices, while in actuality, I was putting out calls using my second textnow.
Eventually, officer Dominic Sanchez from call center C got hooked on, and he started having a good fight with the 2 officers from center B. Eventually, both sides suffered from attrition and decided to surrender, after about 40 minutes of back and forth about who is the impostor and who is the scammer. Officer Dominic called it quits first, but 1min later, Steven Miller and Robert Williams decided to continue tomorrow as well.
Recording coming tonight!