Oh dear lordy…will you be rushing that 10K payment Jeff, 
Oh yes, I am absolutely paranoid now!!
Apple Dumpling Gang? Well, Don Knotts probably only has one bullet in his pocket anyway.
I wish I would have received this text. I would have said, “I was FIVE in 1972! Was it because I stole that cookie?”
I starred in an episode of Romper Room on television in 1968 or 1969, when I was just a nipper in the cot almost.
Ahh…when life and times were simple with great hope for the future.
Which is now being destroyed by the commie bastards intent on destroying humanity
Fuck them all and the shit show circus they belong to!! 
I would love to talk to this piece of crap.
Go ahead, email this crackhead - Just make sure your house is surrounded by FBI beforehand to be on the safe side. 
Oh, I simply must get in immediate contact with this fellow.
LOL Colonel Philatio!!!
I’d like to bait him too, but he would probably be suspicious me emailing him out of the blue.
Fair enough. Emailed him back, now we wait.
