Wow - this one is different! Right off the bat, after giving name, DOB and last 4 of my Social… the femscammer (never did get her name) went right into the 4 counts against me!!! There was the money laundering, and the drug trafficking, then she threw a case of identity theft, and my favorite (which she led with), violation of Social Security Codes. OMG, did I have fun with that one! Apparently, I violated the “terms and conditions” of my social security number, whatever that means… and she sure couldn’t explain it either. This particular femscammer had some fight in her though, and kept at it up until she freaked out when I told her I didn’t have a SS card. Then she started in on reading off the ‘legal’ charges against me… everyone has heard at least one of these, like the 1958 Drug Enforcement Act section 40, sub-section 3 whatever… but she just rapid fired off like three or four of those in succession.
I simply replied "I'm sorry, but those are just fake numbers". She asked me to repeat what I just said as if she couldn't believe that someone was talking back to her, and I said "Those are just fake numbers, apparently you are jut pulling them out of your ass because they certainly aren't real". She asked how I knew that, so I said that I used to be a immigration lawyer up until a few years ago when I found a locker full of gold diving off the coast of the Bahamas - when I promptly retired and went into seclusion on my private compound in the mountains. She got really, really heated and started threatening about how my social security number was going to be suspended immediately and how I'd be sorry for insulting her. LOL - I actually am sorry - sorry I didn't get a few more insults in before she hung up on me <grin>