Next time you talk to one of these bhenchods and they ask for your name spell it out for them ‘‘first name: M-I-T-E-R and last name B-A-N-I-S-D-E-R-T-I’’
and then ask that they read it out to you to make sure they got it right… ‘‘Miter Banisderti’’ (My turban is dirty)
Then proceed to laugh at them and see their reaction
lol, I should try that
I tell them my name is Maher Cho or Benjamin Cho. If I am to quit the call or they wise up and call me a moron, I tell them read Maher Cho or Ben Cho.