This is another new one:
Hi this is Arthur Davis following up concerning your student loan debt forgiveness application. It is Thursday morning December the 12. We can’t reach you so we’re going to have to terminate the application for loan forgiveness. So if your still interested in pursuing this please let us know by the end of the day and even if your not let us know so the calls will stop.
Happy hunting. As always tell them they won’t get their grubby little hands on your hard earned student loans!