Officer Jason Miller, Case ID 2020-86162. Same shit, different day. Or as they say in Thailand, sim-sim. Original script here. State of TX, Toyota Corolla, blood and drug residue, 22 lbs of cocaine, etc. He asked what class is my driver’s license, I said M for motorcycle. Wanted to know what name is my motorcycle. I said it is a Himalayan Enfield (Made in India). He sounded impressed. I said actually it is a piece of shit. Oops I was reminded to watch my language because this is a federally recorded line. Wanted to know if I have a credit card. Yes, but zero balance. It is Haram (forbidden) in my religion to pay or receive interest. He said he knows about haram.
Before transferring me to senior officer, he wanted me to take a picture of my ID and SS card and email to [email protected]. Of course, no problem, but after I took the picture, I have to bring my Kodak camera to Walgreens to develop the film. It is one hour photo kiosk, but they will provide me with a CD with the pictures. So, it will take me a couple of hours to get back. Don't you have a cell phone with a camera? Yes, but I don't think this Nokia has a camera. He got really frustrated, and since the call was fast getting derailed, I asked just for grins where he is located. He said he can't disclose that information. I asked, Pakistan? He said yes. OK, please patch me on to your senior officer so I can talk to him. He refused. I sent him an email, anyway. (Grabify - hopefully he clicks on the link so I can catch his IP address).