Ative SSA scammer. Happy hunting!
DEA guy got really pissed at me when I told him there’s no such thing as a federal locker and that San Antonio is 160 mi from the south border. I’ll be getting arrested in a short while so won’t be talking to you guys for some time, wink.
@MQ9#150001 Weird gang - First spoke with a Mr. Jack Smith. When he gave me his name, I repeated it and said “wow, not very creative… ok, go ahead”, and it just went right over his head. Not a lot of script changes, although the 22 pounds of cocaine and banking information was now found in the car on the southern border of Texas, not a raided house - which seemed totally suspicious. I thought that was kind of funny, and said “So let me get this straight, you found 22 pounds of cocaine and paperwork for multiple bank accounts wire transferring money around and you just thought it was suspicious?!?!? Son, last I checked, cocaine is illegal!!”. He just shrugged it off and kept plowing on with the script. The phone line was horrible and it was very difficult to understand him, but we finally made it through to where he was going to transfer me.
He said he was going to transfer me to his 'junior' officer, not senior, which seemed odd. Put on hold for a minute, and then "Officer Dull" gets on the phone. I ask him to repeat his name, and then ask if that is his first or last name. Turns out his full name is "Roop Dull" - no there is one you won't easily forget!
So he said he was a Senior investigator, and I told him that Mr. Smith had indicated that he was a "Junior". He acted confused and said he was a Senior, and I told him again "Well, Mr. Smith said that he was going to transfer me to his __Junior__ officer which I thought was kind of strange". He asked me if I had ever heard of someone transferring to a junior before and I said "Sure, plenty of times, like when you are talking to a bank manager and he needs some trivial grunt work information done that isn't worth his time or effort - so he passes you on to a junior of his, like a teller or secretary". He apparently didn't like that answer and hung up.
Further attempts to contact them have resulted in immediately telling me to F-off and related variations of the phrase, the horrible news that Mr. Dull has passed away, and the fact that they are in Pakistan and all the markets and everything is open and beautiful!