(332) 206-0908. Scambitch answering. Call her!
She told me she was going to cut my di*k off and put it in a frying pan and eat it up.
@bravo1#161165 Ouch!
@bravo1#161165 That’s a little too kinky, lmao.
@MQ9#161150 Short one - roughly a half hour or so – Got a Mr. Jason Cross for the pre-screen, and he stumbled along the usual script. Back in the southern border of TX, blood and drugs, raided house in Rowlett, etc… Nothing much out of line as I was trying to play nice.
Got transferred to the "Treasury Department" and spoke with Mr. Jerry Martin. I said something like "oh, that sounds like a comedians name" (morph of Jerry Lewis and Steve Martin) and he insisted he had never heard of such a comedian and he was tried and true US government employee! Anyway, he tried doing the full SSN bit on me, and I easily fumbled past that road block by just confusing him with some irrelevant questions (like how he spells his last name!).
For this call - I was a 55 year old guy living alone and suspicious of all banks - so only had a few hundred in checking and about $1000 in savings. All my 'real money' was stashed at home. Never gave a fixed amount, just told them 10's of thousands.
So Mr. Martin got to the cash portion of the game - asked if I had a cash app "huh? what is that?" or did online banking ("ummm, suspicious of banks so a big NO there). Then he asked me how much I carried around with me. Told him usually no more than about $20-$30. He got kind of heated, and said he meant how much do I have at the house. He started to get snitty at that point, particularly since I wouldn't give him a real amount - just the vague '10's of thousands'. Eventually, he got to where he was going to send people out to my address and have them seize the cash and take me into custody. I sort of giggled, and reminded him that he didn't have my address or even clue as to where to begin to look for me. He assured me he did, so I told him to bring them on - I'll be waiting . Then I asked him to repeat "Welcome to the quick-e-mart" for me. "What quick-e-mart? do you own the quick-e-mart? Why you want me to say this?".
Laughing pretty well at this point, I accused him of not being the brightest bulb in the room, and he did some under his breath cussing and hung up.
@Otis#161174 Love it, Otis.
@Otis#161174 As usual, funny stuff Otis. I assume you came through with you d@*k still attached???