Department of Social Security Administration the reason you have received this phone call from our department is to inform you that there is illegal in force meant action filed on your social security number for fraudulent activities so when you get this message kindly call back at the earliest possible on our number before we begin with the legal proceedings that is 323-408-2225 thank you.
I called em 50 times and they were so mad at me haha. VERY FAKE
@ApplePie1000#145050 Played 'em for about an hour… and I was belligerent as hell with them - continuously interrupted them, had them spell stuff 6-7 times, cursed a lot, etc…
First guy said his name was Herold Touglef - and I verified the last name by having him spell it out several times. He pronounced it way different than it looks. The whole time it sounded like he was eating dinner - I could hear him chewing and taking long pauses between the scripted sentences. At one point I even asked him if I was interrupting his dinner and if he want me to call back after he finished eating. After he gave the script and asked if I had any questions, boy did I!! Questions about the car, where it was found, the company it was rented under. It was rented from "American Car PrintF" - yes "Printf" - which isn't even a real word but a programming language construct! Had him verify several times - that is where it was rented from (and no, they did not get a DL number). And it turns out the 'abandoned' car was abandoned at the rented house where the cocaine and bank stuff was found - so it wasn't so much abandoned but just parked in the driveway for a while - which apparently caused the neighbors to become suspicious. Address was 3438 E Southcross, San Antonio, TX. A quick google search shows that address as a Social Security Admin. building. Guess that is the only address they have, and they usually use it when someone asks where he works - I didn't, so he apparently re-cycled it for my 'where was the car found' question ;) I kept at him hard. He asked how much I paid for rent on my house and I told him it was none of his business... we went round and round on that and why the DEA would even care how much I paid in rent. I also refused to tell him how much money I had in my bank accounts. Again, none of his f-ing business, and that if they really wanted to know, the had the bank name and I'm sure that the Treasury Department has jurisdiction to just call them up and find out for themselves. Again, round and round on that one. Eventually, he gave up and said he was going to transfer me to the senior DEA agent in charge of my case.
So I got to meet the wonderful Mr. Richard Issac of the DEA. He tried to play tough, but I wouldn't let him get the upper hand at any time during the conversation. He came around to the amount in my account and asked why I wouldn't cooperate. Again, told him it was none of his F-ing business, and that all they needed to know for this particular case was the bank name - so they could scratch it off the list of accounts opened by the criminals who stole my identity. Also, all of the other accounts were in Texas, where I do not live, so my account was the only one in Maryland and how it doesn't take a rocket scientist to figure out which ones may be fraudulent. He persisted and said that they needed to know the amount to prove it was my money! Told him to go pound sand and that I can show him my tax returns to prove it's my money and where it came from. Then he went into a weird logic loop - "Do you have over $100 in your account?". I told him I did. He then said that anything over $100 would be confiscated by the government and not returned. Well, I about bit his head off on that crap. I think I pushed him a bit too far though, as he then started in on the "Do you have a criminal attorney that can represent you in court" stuff. We went a couple rounds on that and he said to settle it in court and hung up.
I thought that was the end - but I called back a couple of times and the femscammer actually transferred me back to Mr. Issac. I was more reasonable and asked what I needed to do - apparently I can only have $100 in the account, so I guessed that I need to withdraw the rest to protect it. Bingo - he was back on script again. Started in on the government protected electronic card thing, which can be found at Lowes or Krogers. Then he asked if I was familiar with Target, and I said I was. He said I needed to go get a Target card and put $500 on it. "But I don't have $500" I told him. He asked how much I had and I told him $200. He said "But didn't you just get a tax refund?"... I said "No, I said I would show tax RETURNS to verify my income and where it came from - and I don't get a tax refund, I always have to pay at the end of the year". I also started to question the whole gift card arrangement - telling him that it sounded like a joke, and you would have to have shit for brains to believe that the government would want you to purchase gift cards to 'protect' your money. I had really grown tired of the Bozo so really started to lay into him, laughed a lot when he threw out his threats of arrest, called him a few choice names and insulted everything from his manhood to his intelligence, and so on until he hung up.