Here’s a sloppy call center that doesn’t do a good job screening for prank calls. Or maybe because it is already near the end of a long day? They sound very busy in the background. I pranked Officer Max Carter for 30+ minutes, he was even tempered and didn’t mind going off script and down several rabbit holes that I dug for him.
He transferred me to Senior Investigating Officer Muriel Mumble Mumble who was in such a hurry to close the deal. No badge ID number, won't even spell his last name. He wanted me to hang up so he could call me back on my mobile phone. (not possible - i was on BobRTC) I said, Sir, you have Gujarati accent, are you in Gujarat? He immediately transferred me back to Max Carter. We had a pretty calm conversation, he said it is 4:17 AM in India and he wants to go home, smoke some weed, sleep, and when he wakes up go back to work to do the same shit all over again. I said weed must sooth your soul because you are getting bad karma by scamming. He wasn't too happy I wasted his time, because it is approaching the end of the month and he still has ways to go before meeting his monthly target so he could get paid. I said too bad, he said I'll talk to you tomorrow and and hang up.
Answering 7 am … case DC78692 …off. Jay Bover… Badge SSA 6482 … I guess he can spell Brenda … South boder of Washington DC same car same drug … What the name of rental agency? … Looking up rental ( he is ) … Enterprise rental car … 1001 Pennsylvania Ave NW DC Washington DC … one of address … Says PO box is the other address:laughing:… Called him on it … Hung up … 202 953 7676 …
Someone at -7292 immediately caught on, he said please turn off your voice changer. Fine, I’m busted, so I asked, have you met your target? It is practically the end of the month. He said no, please send me $200.00. In gift card? He said yes, I’ll really appreciate that. Then he said, if you really hate someone, give me his name and phone number and I will scam him good. I was gonna give him my own TextNow number, but he said talk to my Senior Officer. A fake Gary Watson got on the line, and had no idea that the first guy (who failed to introduce himself) has already busted me. Watson went ahead and read the script. Dummies.
same car same drug … What the name of rental agency? … Looking up rental ( he is ) 
… Enterprise rental car … 1001 Pennsylvania Ave NW DC Washington DC … one of address … Says PO box is the other address:laughing: