Officer David Fernando Badge 417J2471 took almost half an hour to go through the script and fill out the asset verification form. Finally transferred me to his Senior Officer of the Treasury Department. It was a bit complicated because I have a preferred account with Merrill Lynch Wealth Management group because I have over a million dollars there.
A female scammer came on the line, introduced herself as Lawrence Lake. She even spelled our her first name. I said Lawrence is a boy's name. Are you a boy? What's your badge number? She spelled it out f-u-ck-y-o-u. So I asked, how much? That's what you do for a living, I gather. She hung up on me.
@jaymee#148690 What’s your badge number? She spelled it out f-u-ck-y-o-u. So I asked, how much? That’s what you do for a living, I gather. She hung up on me.
Love stuff like that ;) Do it in a nice, calm voice like nothing is wrong and it drives them bananas. I told one guy that Karma was going to catch up with him... so he started in with "Fuck Karma, Fuck Karma, I Fuck Karma each and every day". So I calmly asked, "Oh, so you named your goat Karma did you". Click.
Easy street … Remember that song from Walking dead ?