(415) 944-1024 Sausalito,CA
“kindly call us or you will be charged a day or your PC will be stopped working thank you”
Wants to cancel my subscription, but I have to be in front of the computer.
You know where this is heading.
@FreeRadical#146046 Yeah, my McAfee subscription is going to expire, yada, yada, yada… I let him go on a bit and asked some stupid questions to throw him off just to mess with him a bit.
Then in my best Indian accent (which is't all that great to be honest), I said "Oh goodness, I am standing here besides my self. You are one of those scammers I read about. Please sir, do not scam me".
He said "Yes, I am a scammer... And I want to scam your wife". I replied (still with my Indian accent) "Oh, that is different sir, you can scam her all you like. She is very ugly. Do you like Ugly women. You sound more like one of those homosexual persons - can I ask you something, do your prefer natural lubrication such as goat fat, or artificial kind like Vaseline? I am guessing that you would prefer the goat fat when you are doing your goat though, is that correct sir?".
For some reason, he hung up.
@Otis#146071 Ha ha, Otis. Spending the night behind the bars??
I watch "The Andy Griffiths Show" on Netflix when I can't sleep. Never make it 1/2 way through an episode. Works every time!
just earrapped them