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Over the last 48 hours or so, myself or my team have fired several tens of thousands of calls on approximately 200 or so active numbers for them I know of.
A few of their toll free numbers were answering at the time until they eventually had to shut them all down because they couldn’t possibly keep deleting their filled to the brim voicemail systems.
They were all getting thousands of simultaneous calls and were screaming all sorts of death threats and hate filled rhetoric, which is the ultimate prize.
When your only talent in life is talking utter crap as an accomplished bullshit artist lying fuck, while rubbing 2 coconut halves together and chanting some incoherent medieval voodoo ritual nonsense, they don’t stand a chance against technology their backward shores still won’t comprehend for another 10,000 years.
Sucks to be them when I get the urge in the midnight hours to drive them all to the edge of insanity, then gently shove them over, hopefully plummeting to a screaming and agonizing death on the jagged rocks below.
