5169089579 PCH
Publishers Clearing House official announcement. This message is not by accident. You’ve been chosen as this month’s big winner from giveaway number 48500. In partnership with multistate lottery, the prize is bigger than ever. Congratulations on winning our three $500,000 mega-prize, $7,000 a week for life and a brand new Mercedes Benz. Again, congratulations on your win.
(my absolute favorite part of this bullshit rambling)
These millions are guaranteed to be delivered today. An ID or driver’s license is required, along with a vanilla visa gift card. This special gift card gives you the winner full claim and all rights to your mega prize. It is required by federal and state laws that you keep your winning confidential. 
To stake your claim, please call us at one. 1516-908-9579. Again, the number to call is 1516-908-9579 or press one using your keypad to be transferred to one of our agents. Act now. Do not miss your chances. To riches. PCH lottery loves its fans. Take care and good luck.
Lots of shitty background noises in their hovel offices @ 101 Winners Circle New York, NY. 
Active rectum sniffer on duty! 