November 2 - 1400 Ct

360-639-4193 – Darn, I had Firertc finally recording as I tested it on my home phone and then I do this great call and it did not record! I wish they would fix their system! I kept this guy on the phone for over 30 minutes and now I have to recall it. His name was Villiam Smith, ID IRM5420165, Case DC79-1136F. I played the ditzy blonde and when he asked me for my attorney I asked him if my criminal attorney would do since I was out on bail for DWI. It was really funny. I told him that my husband was in Afghanistan and he ASKED to be deployed because I talk so darn much and before he left he had to bail me out of jail AGAIN. The scammer thought I was for real. I just kept talking and talking aimlessly. He asked me if I wanted a divorce from my husband to marry him, that my voice was sweet, blah blah blah same old, same old. He was whispering to someone else and giggling so I said are you laughing at me? Everybody just thinks I am a dumb blonde but I have a college degree. He asked in what. I said TAX ACCOUNTING! Then he said he knew all along. Right, he wasted half an hour on me. I asked him if he liked older women because i said I was 58. He would not believe me. When I started reciting his script back to him he finally hung up. DARN, DARN, DARN! I am so upset it did not record.

This is truly a sad day. You have denied us of many lulz.