@JusticeinTexas#145902 Icing on the cake.
Granny called and the femscammer was way nasty this time. Guess she has been getting hammered on all day and showing the stress. She wouldn't cooperate at all, said she wouldn't help granny and hung up. So Granny called back and asked why she hung up and was so rude. Femscammer replied "I don't like your voice - you sound like a pig... squeek, squeek, pig talk". That got Granny pretty riled up, so she retaliated in true Granny style "Oh my young lady, you are very rude and being very ugly. You should have your mouth washed out with soap! If you were my daughter, I'd bend you over my knee and give you a good whats for!".
This went back and forth for a bit until she finally had enough and hung up. It was fun, but not quite the ending I was hoping for.
So I waited 10-15 minutes, and then...
One of Grannys grandsons called! Got the femscammer and started laying into her "Young lady, what did you say to my Grandmother that made her so upset? She is about the easiest going person I have ever met and you had her boiling mad. So mad that we believe she had a heart attack and she just left for the hospital in an Ambulance. What on earth do you say to her... is there a supervisor there that I can speak with. She played dumb like she had no idea what I was talking about.
"Granny received a call about some charges on her credit card, and called you about them. I don't know what you said to her, but she was upset like nothing I have ever seen. Said something about a nasty young lady being so rude and insulting to her for no apparent reason. She was going on and on about ht when she fell over in the living room and hit her head on the coffee table. Now she is off to the hospital, and the police said that if she should die, then the young lady would be charged with homicide at least, possibly more".
Silence. I mean the kind of silence you make when you have just shit your pants ;) Then some fumbling and a man got on the phone with pretty good English wanting to know what was going on - apparently he was a supervisor in charge. I went through the whole story, maybe added a few extra juicy bits, and said that we were trying to find out who the young lady was and what she said to make Granny so upset. He said he would cooperate fully because "we are a legitimate banking institution and will do anything we can to assist local authorities in any such matter"!!! He asked for the phone number she called in on, and said that there was no record, but he would file a complaint and report to the corporate office for them to start their own internal review. I thanked him and said that the police were investigating, are trying to find the young lady Granny spoke with, and that because it involved banking matters, that the FBI would probably be called in as well. He should be expecting a call from them some time soon so they can get more information about the case.
He said he would cooperate freely, apologized profusely, and said he wished Granny a speedy recovery, then hung up.