More fun than a barrel of monkeys. Apparently don’t like the names I’ve been using though - I’ve been pulling them off the list of known scammers posted recently. I guess Rajab Mulhalli with a red neck accent is too much for even them to believe 
361-459-0638
@Otis#152473 Wow, really quick to hang up. And it seems like the same guy answers every time.
I’m using every cast member of The Office. So far Stanley Hudson, Todd Packer and Creed Britton have called. Of course when they tell me not to interrupt I have to interrupt. I originally talked to Duncemaster Sammy Williams who provided his Badge Is number. When he told me to write down my case number I said DC-7010 just before he did and he said “yeah dat’s right. After interrupting him for several minutes while he reviewed my warrant I asked him what type of drug residue was found. He said Cocaine. I yelled out “but Cocaine is an abusive drug.” Nonplussed he continued. After interrupting him every other sentence he told me that he is a Federal Officer and he is not to be interrupted. I said “you’re not the fucking king you are a Slumboy Dalit.” He has enough of my shenanigans and hung up on me. This was followed by calls from Creed and Packer with similar results. Damn I gotta help find the culprit!!
@Otis#152473 Latest exploit was a Mr. Sammy Williams (GS45198). Same boring case DC7010, southern border of texas, etc… apparently he didn’t bother looking up my zip code, even though he asked for it, which is in Texas. Then he proceeded to ask if I have ever been to Texas, and if I had any friends or relatives who live in Texas. I just said yes to both and he kept right on with the script.
Things were going just fine until he demanded that I could not have more than $100 on me or else I would be arrested for money laundering. We went round and round trying to figure out if he even knew what money laundering was (apparently he doesn't). To summarize, the police are on their way to arrest me as I type this! I told him I hoped it's not the clown police as my dog likes to chase them in their clown car down the street.