May 8 - 1349 CT Retardville?

415-915-7500 – OMG, the first woman hung up so I will not post that but the second call WOW! This woman for sure had something wrong with her. 4 minutes and 20 seconds just to spell my name. Why would they put someone like this on the phone to scam? My eyes were about to pop out listening to her. And the amount of money they try to scam seems to be getting really outrageous. I tried to ask a question she hung up. I was about to ask her what her problem was but I don’t think she could handle having to answer a question that was not in her script. I actually felt sorry for her she sounded so sad and depressed and it is hard to get me to feel sorry for them anymore.

https://phone.firertc.com/calls/5af1ef387475633c10000000/recording

@JusticeinTexas#30065 OK, some observations for you Grace Arvandondo as I listen to the call…

1) Just hearing the girl answer the phone, I knew I was in for a delightful ride. It definitely sounds like there is a problem upstairs.

2) Wow... as the call goes on her voice is REALLY slurred. Sounded like she said "Can you crap on a piece of paper and pen?"

3) Funny how she started reading the script, stopped, then asked for your last name again and STILL couldn't get it right.

4) Honestly, WTF did she say about the audit? She lost me aside from "arrest" and "everything will be cancelled". Yikes!

5) Love the totally random amount of $7850. They could buy some new telecommunications equipment with that amount of cash so that it doesn't sound like they are talking into a wadded up rag...

Good job as always Grace. :)

Edit: On my call, the guy that answered and got the usual sound effect blast told me that he was sending the sheriff to arrest me now for disrespecting his authority as an IRS officer. Ha haaaaaaa!!!!!

@6flagsray#30069 Golly, you do make me laugh! I thought she said the COMMANDER had done my audit. And she kept getting lost. I had to put my hand over my mouth not to scream “GET IT OUT WILL YA?” while she was talking. I sometimes do lose it and laugh when they give me the amount do. I am not faking that. I really start snickering. LIke we all have tons of money just lying around we can hand over. Oh my, but I did snort coffee out my nose when I read your post, especially #2. I really do miss you when you are not here.

@6flagsray#30069 Oh, when the cops get to your house, disrespect their authority by doing the HAHA thing before you give them a donut.

@JusticeinTexas#30065 OK Justice, your title is rather appropriate here. I tried something different today by playing static in response to the questions and seeing how long they stay on. This guy just keeps on going with his intro and “how can I help you?” I had no idea he would go on for 3 minutes, so I started with the other effects, but really, this guy must have been desperate or he just wanted to play along. Either way, it was hilarious…

https://phone.firertc.com/calls/5af349d97475630d86000000/recording

@6flagsray#30155 OMGoodnes! It sounded like he was stuck! How weird! I had the weirdest calls today too. So many it made me tired and my back went into a spasm and I had to lie down. I was just tired of listening to their voices lying away. But this guy really really had a problem. Maybe he was just bored?