301-970-9732 – These Indian guys surely do not like a woman to question anything they have to say. He answered and I said straight out I got this call and it woke me up so what the heck is this about because I am tired and don’t appreciate getting called at this time of the morning. after being up with a sick child half the night.So he took my phone number (fake) and my name (fake and VERY long and complicated) never asking how to spell it and WALA! up came my case file IRM961502. I had to ask him for his name which ticked him off, Damien Murphy and if he is Irish, I am an Eskimo. Damien fits just fine. I had to ask him for identification. HOW DARE I! IRSC0318. He told me I was audited from 2010 to 2017. I said the IRS does not audit that far back so what are you talking about. Oh, I was using my adult teacher to little boy voice. He could not explain each and everything but his voice was getting louder and louder. I then asked how they could audit my taxes for 2017 when they had just been filed. And that riled him up even more. Out came the arrest varrant are you aware of this and can I have your attorney name? I said, I don’t work. He must not have bathed in the Ganges this week because he had wax in his ears because he heard AWARE not WORK. He said VAT? I said I don’t work. VAT? My attorney would be glad to talk to you. His name is Donald Dewey form Dewey, Cheatum, and Howe. He said You have an attorney? I said, Of course, I have an attorney. I will give you his number and you can call him. He said he now did not want my damn attorney and yelled to expect the police in 15 minutes. I said I am looking forward to that since I just baked muffins last night and have the coffee on. Are you coming also? I always wanted to meet an Irish Indian scammer. Hindi blah blah blah like I care or even know what he was babbling about. He hung up on me. Still waiting on those boys in blue.
@JusticeinTexas#29298 No answer on my first try, but I will keep at it!
It is funny how your case # (with 4 complaints lodged 'under your name') can be generated with so little information, yet they still can't figure out our name, address or phone number without us telling them. ;)
Got through. They didn’t enjoy my amusing sound effect greeting. Guess I’ll have to keep on trying until they come around…
@6flagsray#29301 Keep it up. I have been playing Jimmy Buffet over and over and over for them. I start it at the place where he talks about their mother. How is this for a name. Celinda Benavides Cavillo Dominguez. Say that once slowly if you are an Indian scammer.
@JusticeinTexas#29302 That is a GREAT name. Heck, I’d need to say it slowly just to make sure I get all of it out!
BTW- These guys are utter buffoons. :)
@6flagsray#29299 call them as a goat salesman
@6flagsray#29303 You noticed the buffoonery. Yeah, it’s a great name to get them to say AND spell. And try to explain what hyphenation is. Like one name was my Grandma’s and that is my first name and the second one is my mother’s maiden name and the third is my dad’s name cause they could not decide what to name me so they just stuck them together and the last is my husband’s name. And they still don’t get it.
@TheSpartan18#29305 Ah, but you are the expert and specialist in Goat Sales, New and Used.
@6flagsray#29299 Like DUH!!! I just realized I put the date as May 30! I don’t know what Month or Day it is!!! And I can’t fix it! I am for sure not a morning person!!