541-508-0239 – Dimbulb Steven Johnson told me the regular garbage blah blah blah and if I didn’t pay up I would be arrested. I said Okay. He kept on with the script. I said Okay. He said I would go under the goathouse for 17 years and owe 750,000 dollars. I said, Okay I don’t have 2356 dollar so if you can find some police in my town send them or maybe the Border Patrol or maybe a goat or a cow or a snake or an armadillo. VAT? I said, Come arrest me. I need a rest. I am tired of working and I will get three hots and a cot and be off my poor aching feet away from those rotten customers who don’t tip worth a durn. When are they coming? He said he was calling the Conception Police. I said Like I said there is no such thing. Maybe you had better call ICE or the Texas Rangers. I will have my bag packed and ready to go. See ya soon! He kept saying VAT? VAT? I said VAT is your problem? I don’t have the money so come arrest me. Problem solved. Ah, some blessed rest! He Gasped and hung up. Finally a GASP!