“Hey, good day. This message is in regards to your upgraded medical alert device. You might have seen our ads already on TV and radio as well. But for those who still do not know what the medical alert device is, let us just try to explain you about it. In short, a medical alert device is a life saving small bracelet or necklace which helps senior citizens to connect to the emergency services like 911, fire brigade and ambulance, or any help in the event of emergency, especially when they are all alone, just by a press of a button on it. For more information, kindly reach us back at 717-325-9184. Thank you.”
Calls are picked up by the “Medical Alert Center,” full of Indian bhenchodes.