812-413-0842 - This guy didn’t give the name of his “company” or his own name, just a started with some kind of jibber jabber about my firewall being broken. I said, You mean like Humpty Dumpty all fall down? Over his head. He said what are you doing on your computer. Lookin at emails. Did you click on a link. No. Oh good good good. Do you online shop? No. Oh, good good good. Do you online bank? No. Oh, good good good. I said, Is your needle stuck in a groove? Over his head. Can you turn on your computer? Um, didn’t I just say I was alookin at emails? Oh, good good good. Now go to Internet Explorer. What is that? Look for the big blue E. I don’t have one. You have to have one. Nope, don’t have one of those thingys. VAT? I finally said YOU ARE DUMB. YOU ARE REALLY DUMB. You are so dumb rocks think you are dumb. Fungi thinks you are dumb. I am using a ChromebookOS not VINDOWS, moron. He tried to say it was the same thing. I said, Sorry no luck here for you, Indian idjiot. But, But, But so I stuck the phone in my husband’s ear (he happens to be an electronic AND IT tech) and he said, You would be better off hanging up becuase my wife can talk an ear off a dog. Aw, he hung up and I never got to talk the ear off of his dog!