Hilarious Script You Can Send to a 419 Scammer etc

Dear Amateur Criminal Wannabe,

Praise be to God. It’ll be wonder if you decide at some point to stop being an amateur criminal wannabe, and accept our Lord and Saviour as your personal Saviour and live eternally in Heaven instead of going to Hell for being an amateur criminal wannabe. This email is far more important than your email is. Your eternal life is at stake!!

After carefully reading your email, it is obvious you are a amateur criminal wannabe, who pretends to be a scammer! You harvested my email from Mugu Guestbook.com and you also are a sinner and a liar who is trying to cheat and deceive me by being an amateur criminal wannabe. The only way that you found my e-mail is by harvesting it on Mugu Guestbook.com. I am sure you know the website Mugu Guestbook.com is used by amateur criminal wannabes, to harvest emails so they can try to deceive people with promises of large amounts of money that does not exist!!!

Your emails read like you are a person who has not grown up and still lives in a fantasy world of make believe with imaginary money.

Here are some reasons anybody can tell you are not a legitimate businessperson but an amateur criminal wannabe:

  1. Your emails always tell me that I need to trust you! However, you don’t trust that I will pay your fees after the money is delivered to me!

  2. The time-stamp when you sent the email is not a time when legitimate businesses are open!

  3. The area code of your phone number doesn’t match the address you give me for your business!

  4. You want me to buy an iTunes card and send the number that I scratch off of the back! LEGITIMATE BUSINESSES WANT CASH MONEY FOR PAYMENTS, NOT AN iTunes CARD

  5. Your email is not a business email. It is a G-mail, Yahoo, Outlook, or another free email, not an official company or business email! If you were with Western Union, your email would be [email protected]. Or if you were from the FBI, your email would be [email protected].

  6. Your email is from one name and the reply email is ANOTHER NAME!!! WITH THAT MANY NAMES, YOU DON’T KNOW WHO YOU ARE AND NEITHER DO I!!!

  7. Your emails are poorly written and have spelling errors and they do not make sense!!! Simple words are misspelled!!! Your emails look as if they were written by a 10 year old child!

  8. You claim to be from The United States of America, Canada, or The United Kingdom, but to get MY money I have to send money to Africa! That doesn’t make sense!!!

  9. You are NOT FROM THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA!!! You are from Africa or some other third world country.

  10. You claim that I have been scammed. I have never done business in Africa or any other country. The only country I have done business in is THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA!!!

  11. The photographs in your email are not photographs of you. When I open the information in the photograph it does not match the in your email!

  12. When an amateur criminal wannabe, send me identifications they are poorly made and obviously fake!

  13. Sometimes an amateur criminal wannabe sends me just a photograph. That photograph could be of anybody. I do not know if that photograph is a photograph of you!

  14. The business hours that you claim a bank is open, no bank is ever open on a Sunday!!!

  15. FINALLY, IF I HAVE MILLIONS OF DOLLARS OWED TO ME, THAT MONEY IS COLLATERAL AND CAN BE DEDUCTED FOR ANY FEE THAT IS OWED!!!

You do not have what it takes to be a successful criminal! You are an amateur criminal wannabe, who needs to find another line of work!

You have done evil in the eyes of the Lord!!! A****ll religions forbid Cheating and Deception. You are a thief and a liar!!! The Quran says Quran (5:38) - “As to the thief, male or female, cut off his or her hands: a punishment by way of example, from Allah, for their crime: and Allah is Exalted in power.” Keep in mind that the Quran promises the most severe of punishments for those who believe in one part of the Quran, but not the other (2:85). There is no such thing as moderate Islam. Those Muslims who reject cutting off hands for theft are disregarding an explicit rule in the Quran. This makes them subject to punishment from true believers, since they are hypocrites by definition.

Cheating and Deception

By Imam Kamil Mufti

Description: Islam absolutely forbids cheating and deception whether Muslims or non-Muslims are involved. The stern warnings of the Prophet of Mercy to those who cheat others.

Published on May 15, 2006 – Last modified on Jan 04, 2015

Cheating and deception are despicable characteristics that are beneath a decent person. Intentionally distorting the truth in order to mislead others contradicts the values of honesty, which requires an attitude of sincerity, straightforwardness, and fairness that leaves no room for cheating, lying, trickery, or deceit. There are many texts from the Quran and the Sun nah conveying the meaning that cheating, whether the target be Muslims or non-Muslims, is forbidden.

Accepting the guidance of Islam leads a person to truthfulness, which means a person completely avoids cheating, cheating, and back-stabbing. The Prophet of Islam said:

“Whoever bears arms against us is not one of us, and whoever cheats us is not one of us.” (Saheeh Muslim)

According to another report, the Prophet passed by a pile of food in the market. He put his hand inside it and felt dampness, although the surface was dry. He said:

"O owner of the food, what is this?’

The man said, ‘It was damaged by rain, O Messenger of God.’

He said, ‘Why did you not put the rain-damaged food on top so that people could see it! Whoever cheats us is not one of us." (Saheeh Muslim)

Muslim society is based on purity of feeling, love, sincerity towards every Muslim, and fulfilment of promises to every member of society. Its members are endowed with piety, truthfulness, and faithfulness. Cheating and deception are alien characters in contrast to the noble character of a true Muslim. There is no room in it for swindlers, double-crosiers, tricksters, or traitors.

Islam views cheating and deception as heinous sins, a source of shame to the one guilty of committing them, both in this world and the next. The Prophet, may the mercy and blessings of God be upon him, did not merely denounce them by excluding them from the Muslim community in this world, he also announced that on the Day of Judgment every traitor would be raised carrying the flag of his betrayal. A caller will cry out from the vast arena of judgment, pointing to him, drawing attention to him: “Every traitor will have a banner on the Day of Resurrection and it will be said: This is the betrayer of so-and-so.” (Saheeh Al-Bukhari)

The shame of traitors – men and women – will be immense. Those who thought that their betrayal had been forgotten will find it right there, exposed for the whole world to see on banners raised high held by their own hands!

Their shame will increase even more when they meet with the Prophet of Mercy, the advocate of the sinners on that terrifying and horrible Day. Their crime is of such enormity that it will deprive them of divine mercy and the Prophet’s intercession. The Prophet of Islam said: "God said: There are three whom I will oppose on the Day of Resurrection: a man who gave his word and then betrayed it; a man who sold a free man into slavery and kept the money; and a man who hired someone, benefited from his labour, then did not pay his wages." (Saheeh Al-Bukhari)

One should steer clear of all the various forms of deceit and deception present in today’s society. Cheating is common in examinations, business transactions, and even between spouses and loved ones. Placing a label on domestically-made products to make it seem that it is imported is a kind of fraud. Some people give wrong advice when their council is sought and thus deceive the person who believes he is getting good advice. An employee should do the job for what he is paid for without any deception or cheating. Rulers rig the ballot to win elections and cheat the whole nation. Cheating between spouses and having extra-marital affairs is widespread in modern society. A Muslim should value himself too highly to be among those who cheat or deceive perchance one might fall in the category of hypocrites about whom the Prophet said: “There are four characteristics, whoever has all of them is a true hypocrite, and whoever has one of them has one of the qualities of a hypocrite until he gives it up: when he is trusted, he betrays; when he speaks, he lies; when he makes a promise, he breaks it; and when he disputes, he resorts to slander.” (Saheeh Al-Bukhari, Saheeh Muslim)

Therefore, a Muslim who has true Islamic sensitivities avoids deceit, cheating, treachery, and lying no matter what benefits or profits such activities might bring him, because Islam considers those guilty of such deeds to be hypocrites.

It is hard to find a holy personality in other religions, who have attempted to commit atrocious crimes like yours. Let’s have a look at some other famous religious characters from history: Jesus Christ: He didn’t initiate any war, never killed innocent people, and didn’t abuse women. He has not left any question mark on his character before leaving this world.

Buddha: A man who left his home, luxury life and all the advantages he could have because of his rich background, just because he was really looking for truth and peace and make them reach to the humanity, which he did without putting sword on anyone’s neck. That’s like a truly holy personality.

Ram a : Even in Hinduism, Rama, the god of the idol-worshiping Hindus, who spent many years of his life in jungles, leaving behind his entire luxurious kingdom. He engaged in some war, but on valid excuses. He never killed or tortured poor people on flimsy excuses. He never forced someone to embrace Hinduism.

I am not justifying that any of the religions mentioned above is true, but all I want to say is that in comparison, those religious personalities stand high in esteem and cleaner in character.

Amateur Criminal Wannabe, you are on curse of many widows, orphan children and helpless parents who got their loving children becoming victims of your cunning desires. Shame on you bloody thirsty self-claimed Amateur Criminal Wannabe.

The only way to eternal salvation is to follow the teachings of our Lord & Saviour!!!

Christianity wouldn’t make any sense without Jesus at its centre. Jesus began his ministry as a teacher. He emphasized love, mercy, faith, forgiveness and honesty. He taught gentleness rather than violence, generosity rather than selfishness, doing good rather than evil, unlike you - You Amateur Criminal Wannabe. Jesus had respect for all people, even people others looked down on. Jesus touched lepers, welcomed children, and treated women and foreigners with respect, unlike you - You Amateur Criminal Wannabe. But Jesus said some harsh things about religious leaders. He hated hypocrisy and the attitude of looking down on others. Jesus spent time with the “sinners” that the leaders despised. He was tolerant. He spent time with the tax collectors that many people hated. Prostitutes found forgiveness, not condemnation.

Jesus kept on teaching even when he knew the religious leaders were trying to kill him. He was sincere, and it cost him his life. People worldwide respect Jesus for his teachings. Many have tried to apply these teachings in their own lives. They have become disciples — followers of Jesus. But sometimes the people who like Jesus’ teachings are surprised to learn what he really taught. He said that he had a unique relationship with God and that no one could get to God except through him. “No one knows the Son except the Father, and no one knows the Father except the Son and those to whom the Son chooses to reveal him” (Matthew 11:27). Some people accept this; others do not.

Roman soldiers crucified thousands of people. But only one of them has a following today. Why is that? Perhaps because only Jesus was resurrected. The resurrection of Jesus was the main message of the early church, according to the book of Acts. This is what the early disciples testified about and preached about. “God has raised this Jesus to life, and we are all witnesses of the fact” (Acts 2:32). With this simple message, Christianity grew rapidly. Paul said there were hundreds of people who had seen Jesus alive (1 Corinthians 15:6). Thousands were convinced as the early apostles risked their lives to tell what they believed.

No other explanation makes sense. If Jesus’ body had remained in the tomb, the religious leaders would have used it to stop the message. Nor would it make any sense for the disciples to steal the body, then risk their lives for the next 30 years preaching that he was alive, without any of them ever betraying the secret. Ordinary fishermen do not risk their lives to preach something they know to be false. Nor does it make sense that the disciples had hallucinations. Dozens of people do not have identical dreams, all substantiated by an empty tomb. The disciples were not deceived, nor were they deceivers. They preached that Jesus had been raised from the dead and had now gone into heaven to be at the right hand of God. On this testimony, preached by ordinary people with an extraordinary boldness, thousands more believed. Even by first-century standards, it was a strange story, but they accepted it. If God raised this man from the dead, then God must have approved of what he taught — even his claims to be our route to salvation.

If Jesus was such a good man, if God really approved his teachings, why did God allow him to die? What was the purpose of his hideous death? Early Christians were not long in trying to explain the purpose of his death, and more people found reason to believe the story. It started with Jesus himself, who taught that he “did not come to be served, but to serve, and to give his life as a ransom for many” (Matthew 20:28). Jesus said he was giving his life for a reason. His death had a purpose — it was to serve other people, to pay a price to rescue them. The disciples said that Jesus “died for our sins” — he died so that our sins, the things we have done wrong, would be forgiven. First-century Jews and Greeks were used to thinking about religion in terms of sacrifices. Jesus was a sacrifice, a payment of some kind, dying on behalf of other people to rescue them. Scholars debate the reasons why Jesus had to die so others could be forgiven. But the bottom line is that he did it. He willingly gave his life to save us. It shows his great love for us — “God demonstrates his own love for us in this: While we were still sinners, Christ died for us” (Romans 5:8). For some people, this makes tremendous sense. Evil is serious, and it cannot be waived aside as if it did not matter. It matters a great deal, and the death of Jesus shows that it does. A huge cost was involved in paying for the consequences of sin. Jesus’ death shows not only the seriousness of sin, but also the depth of God’s love for us. Because of Jesus’ death, people believe that God loves them.

One reason that Christianity spread so quickly in the first century is the believers. They set an example of sincerity, faith, love and mercy. They were letting Christ live in them. They, like their Master, were willing to give their lives to serve others. They changed their ways from selfishness to helpfulness, from violence to peace, from greed to generosity. It was an astonishing transformation, and their friends wondered why they no longer lived in debauchery, lust and drunkenness (1 Peter 4:3-4). These Christians had a change of life that spoke well of Jesus Christ. Some people were convinced of the truth of Christianity simply by seeing the results in their lives (1 Peter 3:1). A****nd yet, the example set by Christians today is a reason some people do not believe! The church is supposedly full of hypocrites. There is some truth in this objection. The church does indeed have people who are less than Christ-like in their attitudes and behaviour. But the church is exactly where such people need to be!

The church is not a showcase for perfect people — it is a hospital for sinners. People with flaws are invited in, so it should be no surprise that problems are inside it. Sinners need to be in church to hear the message of forgiveness, to hear the teachings of Jesus, and to be exhorted to be more like Jesus. True, there are hypocrites in the church. Some people like the social advantages of the church, but have not really submitted their lives to Jesus Christ. But there are also people remarkably changed by Christ. Former prostitutes, former alcoholics, former white-collar criminals, and even former hypocrites give their testimony that Jesus has changed them. Because of this, some people believe that Christianity is true. This evidence convinces them.

This life, with all its pains and problems, is not all there is. There will come a time when injustices will be set right, and goodness will be rewarded. The apostle Paul, preaching to philosophers in Athens, ended his speech with this claim: “God commands all people everywhere to repent. For he has set a day when he will judge the world with justice by the man he has appointed. He has given proof of this to everyone by raising him from the dead” (Acts 17:30-31). There will come a day of judgment, a day on which everyone will be called into account in front of the Judge who died for us. How can we stand before him? Not through our own wisdom, strength or goodness. We can stand only through the mercy of Jesus Christ, the only way of salvation. The Judge loved us so much that he gave his life to save us.

Christianity teaches the good news that eternal life is possible through faith in Christ. We can live forever with God in great joy and peace! There is tremendous purpose in our lives, purpose in our experiences, even in our pains and sorrows. Just as Jesus was raised from the dead, we will be, too, if we believe in him. All scripture quotations, unless otherwise indicated, are taken from the Holy Bible, New International Version®, NIV®. Copyright ©1973, 1978, 1984 by Biblica, Inc.™ Used by permission of Zondervan. All rights reserved worldwide. http://www.zondervan.com. If this life is all there is, it has no lasting value. But if eternity is possible, it is worth everything in the world. In Christianity, there is everything to gain, and nothing to lose. Some people choose to believe.

Conclusion:

Christians believe for many different reasons. Do any of these reasons make sense to you? We’d love to talk about it. Jesus means a lot to us.

Here are 101 Questions to help you learn God’s Word!

1. When Samson killed 1000 Philistines at Lehi what weapon did he use?

2. How old was David when he was anointed King of Israel?

3. Which disciples witnessed Jesus’ Transfiguration?

4. In Damascus, whose sight was restored by Ananias?

5. To whom did Jesus say, “Get thee behind me, Satan”?

6. What are the final words of Jesus recorded in the New Testament?

7. Prior to his conversion, how did Saul refer to the followers of Jesus Christ?

8. How many rivers were formed from the river that went out of Eden?

9. What is the name of the place where Jacob slept and dreamed of Jacob’s Ladder?

10. Who told Naaman to wash in the river Jordan seven times in order to cure his leprosy?

11. Who cut Samson’s hair?

12. Who announced to Zachariah that his wife would bear a child to be named John (the Baptist)?

13. Who said, “…as for me and my house, we will serve the Lord”?

14. In what village was Christ when he turned the water into wine?

15. How is the name “Emmanuel” interpreted?

16. God tested Abraham by telling him to offer his only son as a burnt offering. Who was that son?

17. How much was Judas paid to betray Jesus?

18. Who personally baptized more people, Jesus or John the Baptist?

19. Who witnessed Elijah being taken up to Heaven?

20. Who hid Joshua’s spies from Jericho’s king?

21. Moses died at age 120 and was buried in a valley of Moab. Who buried him?

22. How many years were the Israelite’s in bondage in Egypt?

23. When they heard of the adversity that had befallen Job, how many of his friends came to comfort him?

24. Who is the only woman mentioned in Paul’s letter to Philemon?

25. What part of the day did Christ embark on the boat from which He calmed the waters?

26. The Bible says Jesus had four brothers. What were their names?

27. After his epiphany, how long did Paul spend in Arabia before beginning his ministry?

28. How many troops did Sennacherib lose at the siege of Jerusalem?

29. Who was the father of John the Baptist?

30. How many pairs of animals did Moses take on the ark?

31. How many demons came out of Mary called Magdalene?

32. When the multitude came out to be baptized, how did John the Baptist characterize them?

33. From what tribe of Israel did the Apostle Paul come?

34. Who directed Paul to preach to the Gentiles?

35. Who was the king of Israel when David slew Goliath?

36. To whom did God describe Job as a perfect and upright man?

37. Who said, “Silver and Gold have I none, but such as I have I give thee?”

38. James the brother of John was the first Apostle martyred. How was he killed?

39. How old was Abraham when his son Isaac was born?

40. What was the title placed on Jesus’ cross?

41. Who took his rod and stretched out his hand upon the waters of Egypt to turn them into blood?

42. Where were the disciples first called Christians?

43. When Jesus struggled with his cross, who was forced to bear it for him?

44. According to the Book of Revelations, what needs to be done to receive the crown of life?

45. Two bodies of water were parted in the Bible. What were they?

46. How tall was Goliath?

47. The Gospel of Matthew establishes the lineage of Jesus. How many generations are there between Abraham and Jesus?

48. What did Paul say was the fulfillment of the Law?

49. Psalm 119 is the longest chapter in the Bible. What is the shortest?

50. What are the dimensions of the Arc of the Covenant?

51. There are only two perfect cubes described in Scripture. What are they?

52. God parted the Red Sea so Moses and the Israelite’s could cross. What body of water did He part so Joshua and the Israelite’s could cross?

53. At Christ’s crucifixion when did darkness come over the whole land and how long did it last?

54. How old was Gideon when he died?

55. How many persons were sealed as “servants of our God on their forehead”?

56. What is the name of the City of God?

57. Who was the father of David?

58. To which king did Isaac hide his spousal relationship with Rebekah by claiming she was his sister?

59. Who were the three named women who found Christ’s tomb open and empty?

60. To which tribe of Israel did Moses belong?

61. Which gospels are the Synoptic Gospels?

62. To what land did Moses flee after killing the Egyptian soldier?

63. Who was the eldest brother, Aaron or Moses?

64. Christ’s first miracle was turning water into wine. Where did this occur?

65. Sarah was Abraham’s first wife. Who was his second?

66. What relic did Moses remove from Egypt at the time of the Exodus?

67. How old was Abraham when he was circumcised?

68. What is the sign of the covenant between God and Abraham?

69. After Christ’s triumphal entrance into Jerusalem and after visiting the temple, where did he spend the night?

70. The first two disciples selected by Jesus were brothers. Name them.

71. Which of the tribes of Israel was prohibited from owning land in Canaan?

72. What city is called the City of David?

73. Who ate honey out of a lion’s carcass?

74. What famous city did Nebuchadnezzar rule?

75. Who was Israel’s first high priest?

76. What colors of yarn were used to create the sacred ephod and breast piece worn by the high priest Aaron?

77. Who were the parents of King Solomon?

78. In the Bible, who did the sun and moon stand still before?

79. How many books of the Bible are named after women?

80. Who is the only woman whose age is mentioned in the Bible?

81. In the Bible, for what “price” did Esau sell his birthright to his younger twin brother, Jacob?

82. What is the name of the sea where Christ harnessed a raging storm?

83. Name the cities spifflicated by God in the Book of Genesis.

84. Name Goliath’s chosen arms for fighting with David.

85. How many Jews were exiled to Babylon by Nebuchadnezzar?

86. When Moses was preparing the Israelite’s for their coming confrontation with the seven nations of Canaan, how large an army did he raise?

87. When God finally let the Israelite’s enter the promised land of Canaan, how many nations had to be destroyed?

88. Who leapt in his mother’s womb when Mary visited?

89. What does “Golgotha” mean?

90. After the 5000 ate their fill of the 5 loaves and 2 fishes, how much food was left over?

91. On the seventh day, how many times did Joshua’s army march around Jericho before the walls fell?

92. What did Moses do that kept him from entering the land of Canaan?

93. Who did God describe as “a blameless and upright man”?

94. What were the two animals in the Old Testament that spoke to humans?

95. Whose flock was Moses tending when he encountered the burning bush?

96. Who said, “Silver and gold have I none; but such as I have I give thee”?

97. How long was Jonah in the belly of the great fish?

98. How many days did Joshua’s troops march around Jericho before the walls fell?

99. What was the handwriting on the wall?

100. Where is King David buried?

101. At the transfiguration who appeared and talked to Christ?

May God Bless you on your new journey.

Yours Truly.

(Edit as you wish, this is my own edit as I did not agree with some from the original - If anyone wants the original version too, let me know).