202-991-5625 – Another rude piece of crap. Get this name JACK DANIELS. I need some right now! Badge 721638. Oh, terrible me a waitress at a truck stop owing 7990. He pulled that number out of his butt because he didn’t like the TONE of my voice. I did the deadpan tired what do you want get it over with thing. He kept trying to get on the script and I kept knockin him off of it. He wanted so badly to read my 4 awegations but I said no never mind what years did I mess up. 2011-2017. I said really when I was a minor? Changed to 2013 - 2017. Really, just filed em 2 weeks ago how can you audit them? Changed to 2013 -2016. I said so I filed my 1040EZ so what was wrong. Of course he could not tell me. I said Can you move along I am tired and have to get Momma her dinner. She is bedridden. He told me to not yell on a recorded line. I said I aint yellin this is my regular voice why are you yellin? How do I fix this crap? He said criminal lawyer, I said right if I could afford a criminal lawyer I could be outa this one horse town. What else you offerin? !500 bucks. Nope don’t got it. 1000 bucks. Nope don’t got it. Started feeling like a reverse auction! 500 bucks Nope don’t got it. How much do you have? 35 bucks in tips from last night and some of that has to go for gas. VAT? So how about a payment plan, of course it will take about 20 years to pay it off. No, he was going to have me arrested by the local cops in 45 minutes. I said WE don’t have no local cops. VAT? I live in a town of 100 people. I was still gonna get arrested. I said Well, I better go get dressed cause that sounds like a real restful way to spend the next 5 years. 3 hot meals and bed and maybe Momma will be dead when I get back so I can be free of that. He was talking the whole time about being arrested and finally stopped at the dead part and said VAT? I said I aint got no more time for you, I gotta pack a bag. Tell em I will be waitin on the porch. VAT??? He saw the money flying away so he said You can call me on Friday with he money. Sorry aint got the money now aint gonna have it Friday and aint got the money for the long distance to Pakistan. I’M NOT PAKISTANI! Indian, Pakistani, Mooslum, Nigerian, never makes no mind to me. Bye.
Got upset when I said my damn intro script
Called me a ‘Ber Cuta’ I believe Anybody translate?
@TheFBIScambaiter# Cuta means ‘dog’, that I nkow