Carrier: Telimize
Call Center Location: India
Answers as: “Geek Squad”
Technicians: “Michael,” “Kevin”
Supervisor: “Alex”
Falsely Claims:
I was “shouting” when I was using my normal speaking voice
Every computer comes with a free trial to Geek Squad
Windows Defender is a firewall
Purchase made by “John Rogers from USA California” with my personal information.
Call is recorded for “quality purposes and for the safety.”
Remote Access Software: AnyDesk or UltraViewer (ID: /DESKTOP-)
Once remotely connected to my virtual machine, the incredibly-deaf and incredibly-impatient bhenchod transferred the call to his “supervisor,” who asked me to fill out a “FTC Refund and Cancellation Form” before searching for P0RN
Once I was able to complete their form, I was asked to log into my nonexistent bank account. But since I don’t do online banking, I was instead asked to go to a nearby store while he attempted to go on PrnHub.
He then told me to hang up the call, which I refused to do unless the charge actually gets cancelled, so he then went to Amazon and wanted me to purchase
