Scam Number: :808-736-6567
Scammer’s Website or Email: Email sent from [[email protected]]
Additional information about this scam:
(808) 736-6567 Nick answered. Tuesday 9-13-22 2:30PM EST
I wasted about 10 or 11 minutes of his time despite the fact that I do not have a virtual machine. This guy had a very easy foreign accent to understand.
I got the text msg, blah blah blah. He started in on how I need to open a browser. Oh, wait, damn it, my dog just shit on the living room carpet! Damned mutt! Okay Sir, I’m back. I just opened the virus software that I’d gotten through Geeka Squad, and yes I said “Geeka” but he was not spooked, and I see that it does not expire for two years and I see that it is NOT set to auto-renew anyway. Oh wait, damn it, my grandson who is a toddler just shit on the living room carpet! These toddlers are so impressionable and easily influenced! The damned dog shitting on the carpet seems to have taught my stupid grandson to shit on the carpet!
He said he’ll be glad to look into it for me. Okay Sir, I just logged into my Geek Squad account at their website and it does not show that the virus software I bought from them is set to auto-renew, which makes sense since the virus software shows that it is NOT set to auto-renew, though it does not expire for two more years anyway.
He was asking if I’d clicked any link. What link, Sir? A link from where?
From the message you received (at this point he seemed to be getting impatient) …
*Ummm, no, I did not click any link in the message I’d received.
Well why did you call?
To tell you to shove your criminal head up your father’s gaping and stinky rectum, then shove your criminal head up your mother’s gaping and stinky rectum, then shove your criminal head up your mother’s gaping and stinky [expletive for a particular orifice through which some babies are born], then shove your criminal head up Krishna’s arse, Shiva’s arse, and Vishnu’s arse!
He actually heard me out during the last instruction of mine concerning to where he should shove his head. Maybe he was just curious where I was taking it! Haha Well, he mumbled something angrily and hung up.
Alan is sure easy to rage!!! I think you guys pre-triggered him for me! LoL
Gave a call to 808-736-6567. Got about 10 minutes out of them before they hung up on me.
That’s freaking hysterical @Hviezdoslav. You are trying to rival Maj with most entertaining call expose’s. I’ve learned, the hard way, not to drink my coffee near the KB when reading you guys recapitulating your interactions…so effing funny! Dog shit on the rug, 
EDIT: Here’s yet another Geeka #…(888) 227-7172
Haha, I was going to bring in how my wife with dementia seems to have taken the queue from BOTH the dog and stupid grandson as she just shit on the carpet in her nightgown. But the call did not last long enough.
I know dementia is not something about which to laugh but with criminals NOTHING IS OFF LIMITS FOR ME! 
(888) 227-7172 Guy answered. Tuesday 9-13-22 3:24PM EST
Mark Johnson
… and yes I asked him about the spelling of his last name, is it Johnsen? Oh, it is Johnson. Okay Mark, I have seen both spelling. So you are Johnsen? Oh no, that’s right, you told me you are Johnson …
The rest of this fairly short call was about how I do not have any anti virus software at all and how I never have had anti-virus software because I do not want anything on my computer with the word “virus” in it. I have not done business with Geeka Squad in my life.
He said that someone is using my credit card though and purchased through Geek Squad with my credit card.
But I just called my credit card company and no charge was made today on my credit card, Mr. Johnson with “sOn”
Okay Sir, then I guess every thing is fine. Have a nice day.
What a quitter you are, you stupid criminal! You give up that easily? You quit trying to scam in just a few minutes? Where is your fortitude?
He hung up without saying anything.
Yeah, he quit fairly quickly on me too. His schtick to me was Defender was upgraded to the premium version without my knowledge. He’s no fun, maybe @MajorLeeAwesome can do his “magic” and piss him off, lol.
Yes, @MajorLeeAwesome can trigger 'em! If anybody can, Maj can!
(888) 227-7172
