FTC called me and said I had been dealing with PayPal last week. I’m still on the phone with Andrew fer-GUE-son (Ferguson). I’m the primely suspect of identity theft.
After 2 hours of wasting his time, he wanted my drivers license. I told him they can access it on their system. He’s now going to send me some documents via email. I’m now on hold.
After over three hours, I finally concluded the saga. I educated “Andrew” about the Law in the US, and to take notes because nobody in Kolkata seems to understand that the US is a free country and is always presumed innocent until proven guilty by a court of law.
He crapped his pants when I told him that his call landed on my desk in The FBI field office in Los Angeles, and that I had been screwing with him and gathering information for the last three hours. I don’t know if he is actually in Kolkata, but he said “what you said???”
Lastly, here is an email from [email protected] and the PDF file they sent me. These guys suck. I wish more elders wouldn’t get strong-armed into thinking they have to upload their drivers license, when in fact it is accessible by the feds if they actually want it.
103.195.201.158
Country India [IN]
Region Delhi
City Azadpur
Coordinates of City 28.706600, 77.178640 (28°42’24"N 77°10’43"E)
ISP Tata Sky Broadband Private Limited
Local Time 26 Nov, 2025 10:13 PM (UTC +05:30)
Domain tataskybroadband.com
Net Speed (DSL) Broadband/Cable/Fiber/Mobile
IDD & Area Code (91) 011
ZIP Code 110088
Weather Station Delhi (INXX0038