Got a phone call on my google number. The message is as follows:
Hi my name is Brittany Johnson. I’m calling from the underwriting Department. I wanted to get in touch with you because we noticed there have been some pretty significant changes to your student loan repayment options and the forgiveness programs. If you could give me a call back today, that would be great, and we can discuss this together my direct line is 949-419-9094. Again that number is 949-419-9094, and please have your reference number ready when you call. It will make the process a little bit faster. That number is 7365268. Okay, great. I look forward to speaking with you.
I called this number and got a hold of “Ron Carter” he was a pretty lazy criminal who wanted to know if I was working in what I went to school for. Not the most common question. Said he needed to know this so he could put this information in an algorithm, then asked if I knew what that was. He saw my text now number in their system so I didn’t get far. I told him in the end that I was trying to reach Brittney Johnson (possibly the greatest porn name ever) and I gave him my reference number. He assured me she would call back. Maybe after she does Holly Jones, Susie, Rachel Quinn, Justin Noah, and Brad Walker will call me back.
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