So I got this voicemail yesterday on my google number:
No. Hi, this is Zoe Walker. I just wanted to give you a quick call because I am reviewing your student loan profile, and it looks like there has been some pretty big changes to your Federal loans recently. I'm seeing here that you do qualify for the new loan forgiveness and discharge programs. When you have a moment today. Give me a call back. I'd like to discuss your options with you while the programs are still available. You can reach me at 800-216-8381, and please have your reference number ready when you call. That number is 30221. I look forward to hearing from you, and I hope you have a good day.
Remember to protect your hard earned nonexistent federal student loans at all times.