Got this one on Tuesday on my google number:
David hi, this is Jessica Davis. I am giving you a call today because your student loan file came across my desk, and it looks like there have been some pretty significant changes to your federal student loans, and our records are showing that you qualify for some of the new forgiveness and discharge programs that have recently been approved. So give me a call back today, and we can go over your options as soon as possible just off programs are still available. You can reach me at 800-214-8016 and have your reference number ready when you call. That number is 22551. Thank you so much, and I look forward to hearing from you.
Remember to protect your hard earned nonexistent federal student loans at all times!