I called the number back and “John” handled multiple Skype calls while falsely claiming I signed up for a 2-year free trial to “the Geek Squad” when I bought my computer, prompting me to “cancel” by “opening the Google Chrome” and download AnyDesk.
Once “John” remotely connected to my virtual machine, my call was transferred to his “senior billing manager, Thomas,” who falsely claimed the call was recorded for “quality assurance purposes with the IRS Department and the Better Business Bureau.”
I was then asked to log into my nonexistent bank account. Since I don’t do online banking, I was asked to register for an Xe account for a wire transfer, so I tunak’d him and played the Bhenchod Song.