Just curious, what is your favorite line, or phrase, or idiom you have heard today. Or maybe ever heard from a scammer.
I’ll start. “Don’t ever call us again!” I mean makes me giggle, like that’s really going to stop me! It’s so simple but shows there simple brain.
Of all time? Sir I see so many people in your Lenovo laptop. Me: how’d they get in there? Are they little people?
No sir, you must take this serious.
Me: sir I am. They need help. Oh wait sir. I don’t own a computer at all. Sorry
Him. You waist my time. Don’t ever call me again.
10 mins later:
Thank you for calling support
Yes sir. I think there are little people in my computer
Him: fuck you and do t call me again!
Guess what I did next!
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Oh yeah!
“This is suppote this side AL LAX VILSON”
“Why do you keep calling ah gain and ah gain”
“Do one ting over dare”
“Do be in front of your computer”
“Sar am I audible to you? Hallo hallo hallo”
“Don’t you have anything better to do” nah I call the gift card beggars all day
“Send me the photos not the link”
“Terri ma me choot”
“Are you Pierogi are you Jim browning”
“What did that do are you a hacker?”
“Yur wife ahh yur mom ahhh”
“Have to connect you to secure sirwurr to do cancellation form”
“Flight reserwayshuns this side AL AX!”
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Getting called Pierogi certainly is great for a laugh.
But my favorite is “do you think I’m a stupid?” The fact you have to ask…
Another favorite - “do not call here again & again, we do not have time for you.” Always gets a return “I’ll continue to call”
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In fact I do think you’re a fool or stupid lmao. And the Jamaicans “get off my phone” and “go suck ya mudda”
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The Jamaicans, thank you for reminding me! I once got a voodoo curse put on me.
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Oh and “are you playin games with me” with them lmao