Chief Justice Roberts needs grammar & puncuation lessons

Spam 419 Email
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Email sender: John Glover Roberts [email protected]
Email title: Attention my dear
Body:
UNITED STATES SUPREME COURT.

1600 Pennsylvania Avenue NW Washington DC 20500. USA.

By: John Glover Roberts Jr.,

Chief Justice of the United States Supreme Court

Good day,
Greetings in the name of our Almighty God, please forgive me
kindly excuse the inconvenience this letter causes you
might cost because I know it might surprise you since we
have no prior correspondence.

I’m John Glover Roberts Jr., Chief Justice of the Colonel
United States Court of Justice. I want you about it
inform that the matter of your fund to mine this morning
desk was brought

Mr. Brian Moynihan, CEO of Bank of America, visited my office today
Tomorrow with an envelope containing copies of documents, and the
Documents are your compensation payment file that your
Amassing $50 million worth of contract money that
successfully channeled via ATM VISA CARD.

Mr.Brian Moynihan explained that your contract fund is worth
$50 million and that he wants to visit my office to
To seek support and my signature on the documents for
the simple confiscation of the $50 million for that
Having a government budget account, since you don’t’ want it
not received. but with experience in justice I refused
me to sign the documents until I hear from you because
I don’t want you to miss this opportunity.

For humanitarian reasons and sympathy and because I didn’t get your payment
want to cancel, I immediately called Mr. Joe Biden, the 46th President
of the United States, and explained your matter to him as
Your payment fund, and he personally called a meeting that
took place decided that the payment fees from 250 euros to 100.00
€ be lowered so you can afford the shipping fee
to pay your money to your address within 24 hours
receive.

YOU WILL NEVER pay a dime like this in court again
Agreed and signed that you will never use any other funds than
this will pay € 100.00 to have immediate delivery to your
Improve home address or $50 million on your
transfer bank account

Depending on the choice you want to receive your money.

I want you to know that you have time between now and Friday
have to make the required payment in order for us to make the delivery
release, release and run. Therefore, the days are on
where you had to pay twice twice, like this at the
Case is some corrupt officials down there in Africa.

Thank you and God bless.

Kind regards,
Kind regards
Hon. Mr. John Glover Roberts Jr
CHIEF JUSTICE OF THE SUPREME COURT OF UNITED STATES
[email protected]

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Here is the scam Supreme Court email and my humorous response.

On Thu, Oct 16, 2025 at 4:07 PM John G. Roberts, Jr. [email protected] wrote:

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The Supreme Court Of The United States
1 First St NE, Washington, DC 20543, United States
From The Desk Of Honorable John G. Roberts,

Verified Payment File Number: US-/563002Q

Reference: US$15.5M.

The Supreme Court Of The United States hereby inform you that your
payment files from three (3) different banks, Bank of America, Morgan
Chase Bank and Wells Fargo bank were compiled and submitted to our desk
this morning for review. The total sum owed to you by the 3 banks
mentioned above was sum up to the tune of US$15.5M.

Now the fund has been totally lodged in one particular Escrow account
(Non Deductible) here in The Supreme Court Of The United States
on your name, while waiting for accreditation to your personal bank
account in any part of the world.

Meanwhile, after due scrutiny and verification, We confirmed that you
have fulfilled all the necessary obligations that will enable the
release of your payment to you, but yet your payment was not released to
you due to one flimsy excuses or the other from the Bank officials in
charge of your payment, because they had the intention of diverting your
funds to their private accounts in order to satisfy their selfish
interest.

Forward below details to the United Federal Credit Union in charge of
your fund to enable them to commence the processing of transferring the
fund to your personal bank account or online banking system of transfer.

  1. Personal Details:

Full Name:
Current Address:
Age/Gender:
Occupation: WHY is this required?
Direct Mobile Number: NOT YET
Passport Copy, ID card or DL: Only after I receive YOUR ID

  1. Banking Details:
    Bank Name:
    Bank Address:
    Account Name
    Account Number:
    Routing Number:
    Swift Code:

Bank CEO contact email:
Terry O’Rourke
United Federal Credit Union
[email protected]

Contact him with a copy of this message for urgent attention.

Note: If you prefer to receive your funds in the form of a Visa Card, we
could load and MAIL your Visa Card to your address which will permit you
a daily withdrawal limit of US$3000 or write a draft check which can be
deposited in any bank and sent to you. In anticipating for your urgent
cooperation

Thank you and feel free to reach out to me anytime.

Yours sincerely,
Honorable John G. Roberts, Jr.
Supreme Court of the United States
1 First St NE, Washington, DC 20543, United States

Email: [email protected]
[email protected]

Dear “Justice Roberts”,

I was bored continuing with this fraudulent story and didn’t want to waste any more of my time. However, I want to produce a document that I can post all over the Internet regarding your poorly done initial email.

PRESS RELEASE

Department of Common Sense
FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE

Case File: SCAM-2025-ROBERTS-FAUX

Subject: Supreme Court “Funds Release” Scam Convicted in the Court of Reality

The Department of Common Sense today announced the successful takedown of an elaborate email fraud scheme claiming to originate from “The Supreme Court Of The United States.”

The scam, notable for its bold creativity and tragic grammar, accused three major banks of owing an unsuspecting citizen $15.5 million, allegedly held in a “non-deductible escrow account” at the Supreme Court — a court which, for the record, has never offered banking services, debit cards, or wire transfers.

Officials report that the fake correspondence was allegedly signed by “Honorable John G. Roberts,” using two suspicious email addresses:

Both domains have since been flagged for impersonating authority, abusing punctuation, and excessive capitalization.

Verified Payment File Number: US-/563002Q”

  • “US-/” is nonsensical formatting; real government identifiers have structured formats (e.g., “File No. 2025-563002Q”).
  • “Verified Payment File Number” is meaningless jargon.No U.S. government office writes “US$15.5M”—that’s an international thing.

Highlights from the Investigation

  • Exhibit A: The email requested full banking details, ID, and passport information — also known as “every single thing a scammer could possibly want.”
  • Exhibit B: The letter’s grammar was found “unfit for public use” and “likely written under the influence of Google Translate.”
  • Exhibit C: The phrase “one flimsy excuses or the other” has been officially classified as a linguistic misdemeanor.
  • Exhibit D: The offer to mail a Supreme Court Visa Card was determined to be “not even creative enough to be believable.”

Office of Scam Prevention and Sarcastic Justice

Email: [email protected](fictional, but fitting)

Fraud Analysis & Sarcasm Division
Bureau of Digital Nonsense
(555) NO-SCAMS

“Serving truth, justice, and grammatical correction — one dumb scammer at a time.”