209-587-8576 - Haha I made this woman actually sigh AND groan. I used my soundboard to have my 2-week old baby cry while I was on hold while she looked up my report. This was after trying to spell my name for 5 minutes. So when she came back on she heard the baby crying and I was soothing him. She said hello, hello, hello? I said hold on, Alden is crying. He is only 2 weeks old. She said Take your time. Then I comforted the baby and played cooing sounds. Wasted almost 5 minutes there. Came back on and said I gave him a pacifier. She did not know what a pacifier was. She told me about my arrest warrant. Oh, deary me! I am a stay at home mom. She asked if I worked. I said I have not worked since I got married. She asked again if I worked. I said Well I work my butt off with 4 kids and a baby but not for money. She asked AGAIN if I worked. I said no, all I ever am is pregnant. If Benny comes near me again I will smack him. He does not have to go thru 9 months of agony and then LABOR, you know what I am talking about Ma’am. She said Ok, ok, ok. She again said there was an arrest warrant. I said Do ya mean for Benny and me? She said Yes Yes Yes your husband has an arrest warrant. I said then why are you callin me? She groaned. I said do you want Benny’s number? She said yes. I said without taking a breath Well you just call the XXX Police Department and ask for LT Benny XXX and he can fix this all up he is so good at fixin things he fixed up the roof and he fixed up the toilet and he fixed up the carport and he fixed Jeffrey’s bicycle but what he is really good at is makin me pregnant and it is so hard having all these kids in a single wide mobile home they are just on top of each other and I am so tired all the time and the baby cries all night and I am breast feeding and I never get to sleep and is that peanut butter on the carpet again and oh no the cat just threw up and the baby needs his diaper changed and …she sighed AND groaned and hung up. (How do I remember all this, you may ask? I write in shorthand as I am talking so I can type it up. I really have to start recording these but I just never know how good it is going to get!) Edited for spelling.
Number is “no longer able to receive calls”. Guess they couldn’t handle being scammed!
@6flagsray#26717 I’m just sitting here waiting for new numbers to pop up. On another note though, anyone here know how to attract IRS scam calls? I’m assuming visiting shady video streaming sites and filling out surveys related to finance/tax might do the trick?