April 27 - 1503 CT Demented Indian

657-214-1272 – This guy was demented indeed! He said he was the actual Inspector General of the IRS calling little old Amalie in Muleshoe, TX! I told him I was 22 and a part-time waitress and part-time student and he said I had 4 federal charges against me. I would rather have my husband against me not federal charges, but I digress. i said What? Oh, hold on I just stubbed my big toe. OUCH, that hurts. You were sayin sir? He said What do you want to do about this. I said about What you aint even told me what I done gone and did. He said do you wan to go behind the bars for 9 years because the police are on their way to your house. I said, how can that be. We don’t have no police. We have Border Patrol and that’s for illegals. He was stuck in his script. He said You will be arrested and get nine years with no appeal. I said, But but what about the Constitution? Don’t I get a lawyer and get to go to court and see a judge? He said No WE ARE THE IRS WE CAN DO WHATEVER WE WANT! I said Now that don’t make no sense at all. Everybody has got 4th Amendment and 5th Amendment rights. He said I didn’t I went to my normal voice and said, I have talked to a lot of people at the Indian Ripoff Service but you are the most demented and stupid of them all. You have no idea how the legal system works so don’t quit your day job. Besides, you sound bored and tired and I could probably beat you up with a kitten, bozo. I am so sorry your Momma dropped you on your head when you were a baby. I hung up before he could swear.

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