203-493-1272 – Typical. Officer John Adams from the Federal Grant Office. I asked him if he was related to John Quincy Adams. He said, Why yes! I said He must be your grandpa! How cool! He said, Why yes! Dope. Well, I, an 18 girl who has never paid taxes won 7000 dollars because I am such a good girl. He said to go to Valmart, Valgreens, CVS, etc. I said we don’t have those in my town. I would have to drive to New Mexico. He said YOU HAVE TO DRIVE TO MEXICO? No, New Mexico. I said is that in dollars or pesos, by the way. Way over his tiny brain. All I have to do is get a gift card for $200 and give him the number and I will get 7200 bucks back! What a deal! I said but I don’t have 200 bucks I have about $25. He told me to borrow it from Momma. I said Ok but she don’t get paid till Friday. He said he would call me back Friday with instructions. I can’t wait!
@JusticeinTexas#27835 Well, well, well, John Adams called back at 1050 Central Time April 20. I answered but could not remember what name I used so I just said HI! Why you callin now. I told ya to call between 2 and 3 because I am at school now and I cant talk. Call me back then. You are an hour behind me. He said to call him back. I said Well I might forget so you call me back. He asked my zip code. I said you have my zip code. He said he was just werifying it. Really? I could hear him typing it into Google to see what time is 2 PM here compared to India. I almost said, Call me back at 1230 AM your time but hey, let him dangle all day long! I have laundry to fold!
@JusticeinTexas#28117 This guy won’t give up! He called me at 1300 hours. I guess he has a hard time telling time and he also is so eager to get his 200 bucks he is wetting his pants. Surprise! I told him I was driving and could not talk and he said he would call back. I am getting sick of his voice!!!
@JusticeinTexas#28137 He does not understand time and I am sick of the creep. He has called my burner 18 times in the last 30 minutes and I answer and play awesome Guy Penrod Christian music and since I was a professional singer I am singing the harmony for him. Oh no , he is calling AGAIN! Time to block the creep.