805-755-5609 – Well, I have never had a woman scammer call me sweetheart before. IRS Fwaud and Iwestigation has ANOTHER arrest varrent under my name. If they keep piling up there, I won’t be able to get around them. Blah, blah, blah, recorded at the IRS and Goathouse. I asked what Goathouse. She said the Federal Goathouse. I said, Which one? The one in Amarillo? She said, THE FEDERAL ONE. I said, Officer Sarah Wilson (golly, even their names are boooring) there is a Goathouse in every county in every state in the country. She said Really? Wow, great scamming there. I got the DONT INTERRUPT ME lecture DO YOU UNDERSTAND? I said, Well, I will try. So she started with the varrent and I said Don’t you mean my husband and me? Woops, off script! She said Who files your taxes. I said Bronislaw always has because I don’t work. YOU DON’T WORK? No, I am a stay at home wife and mom. She said very sadly that she wished she could do that. Really, how pathetic is it that. Indian women get treated like trash in their own country. I said, I filed a Form 4868 for an extension and you approved it so we dont have to pay until October because (cry, cry, sigh, sigh) poor Bronislaw has cancer of the thigh bone and if that is not bad enough the thigh bone is connected to the knee bone and the knee bone is connected to the shin bone and the shin bone is connected to the ankle bone and the ankle bone is connected to the foot bone and the foot bone is connected to the toe bones and pretty soon I am gonna wake up next to a skeleton. She actually did not know what to say. She hemmed and ummed and said she would speak to her senior officer and call me back. I said do you want me to hold? She said no she would call me back. I said Well if you don’t get me please leave a message because he needs his bath and diaper changed and then I have to feed him leftover pizza I put in the blender and made a pizza milkshake. You have been very nice Officer Sarah. She actually said, Well you take care sweetheart and don’t be so sad. VAT???
@JusticeinTexas#27801 I would watch a TV series written by you. It’d be far more interesting than most of the crap that is on these days!
As I mentioned earlier, I love the Do Not Interrupt Me part of the script. Seriously, what are they going to do, hang up and lose out on some potential Gift Cards? :)
@6flagsray#27802 Weally? Vell that is a wery nice comwiment. My husband says I could do a stand-up routine and just talk non stop about “Do you think I talk too much?” Maybe I could make us rich!
I fucked with these twats for almost an hour. Waiting for the FireRTC recording in my email…
Main 1 hour call:
https://phone.firertc.com/calls/5ad7a96e7475637994390000/recording
Called back asked for the same guy "Frank Martin":
https://phone.firertc.com/calls/5ad7b6cd7475631fd8470000/recording
Then a quickie just to fuck with em one last time:
https://phone.firertc.com/calls/5ad7b81a74756320ef3d0000/recording