202-280-7750-- These guys are all starting to sound the same. Either they sound very intimidating or they sound like someone kicked them in the family jewels. OFFICER THOMAS BLACK tried to sound intimidating to little old me! The same old script. He had a really hard time with my name for the day, Noemi Siciliano (no I am not a Hobbit this week, I am being an Italian). Three times it took him and then he could not pronounce it. I kept repeating the pronunciation and rambled on about it being a family name and my Great Great Grandma had the name and my Great Grandma had the name and my Grandma had the name and even my Momma is named Noemi! Ain’t that thrillin’, sir? YEAH YEAH YEAH! So, of course, there was an arrest warrant filed under my name. Did you say UNDER MY NAME? He said YES YES YES. I said wait, let me look. I just looked under my name and I don’t see no arrest warrant. Don’t you mean IN my name? He said WAT? I said Hahaha I was just pullin’ your leg. No, not actually pullin’ your leg because I’m here and you are there so I can’t actually pull your leg but it was a joke, aren’t I just so silly? I thought he would hang up but he just kept going. So I said Why is this in my name and not Roy’s? WAT? Well, I am six months pregnant with twins, a boy and a girl which makes them still twins but they don’t look alike which they can’t becuase they are a boy and a girl I think that is call fraternity or something but my other twin girls look alike and my twin boys looks alike and was that hard and still is to tell them apart and I never worked cause I had to get married out of high school you know HAD TO because I was pregant it seems like I am always pregnant so Roy gives me an allowance you know for the groceries and for the kids and for gas but that is all cause he don’t trust me with the checkbook and we don’t have any credit cards so can you expain this cause we filed a joint return. SILENCE. Then he said that the warrant was under my name because we filed our taxes jointly but on different forms. I said Well that just don’t make no sense at all cause Roy just sticks the paper under my nose and says sign here and there is his name ROY SICILIANO, MACHINE OPERATOR and I sign my name NOEMI SICILIANO, HOUSEWIFE and then he mails in the paper to Austin. He said NO NO NO that is not how it works. At that point, I put on my regular voice and said You are really stupid. You need to get off your script. You have no idea how taxes really work and are not convincing at all. You need to go back to scammer school. Why do all you guys use the same script? BLAH BLAH BLAh it gets awfully boring. I officially give you a D- for scamming. Now study up, ya hear? And I hung up. I am very good at not letting anybody get a word in edgewise. Ask my poor husband. EDIT: This is the second time I called this number. The first time on Monday I used Firertc and got hung up on. My burner phone works so much better but I cannot record my calls. They must have some kind of way to detect VOIP.
@JusticeinTexas#27208 Hey, these guys are still active as of 9:35 AM EST. Yippee! Friday Fun for me!
@6flagsray#27269 Have fun! I know the one you could try. Tell them you are pregnant. That should shut them up for maybe a minute.
@JusticeinTexas#27278 Ha! I can use my “Susan Jones” name again and see where it goes. That’s a wonderful idea!
@6flagsray#27282 Thanks, I try to please!
@SeventhCube2832#27284 Oh my goodness, I almost fell off the bed laughing! That was so funny! Kudos.