Scam Number: (833) 574-1946
Scammer’s Website or Email: none
Additional information about this scam: I don’t know where this originated, but it was on my phone history. When I called it they have an Apple IVR and I dialed “0”. From there the Apple fake rep directed me to send her $500 as a gift. I am not sure how Apple is designed, I don’t have Apple devices but it appears that you can send a gift card through your iPad?
She said I needed to do all this and get my ‘refund’, I just kinda flubbed through and it seems they are gunning for gift cards to a certain email address.
Extra dumb “Linda” answered. I told her that I was having trouble with my Apple devices…
“Which one?”
I explained that I banned from owning any Apple devices. I went on a really loooooooong story about how I got caught selling 13,000 bushels of iPhones on the dark web, the FBI raided my house, I got arrested for “in-cider trading” and other really bad “dad jokes” and she didn’t even notice.
Were they “Granny Smith” bushels of iPhones, @MajorLeeAwesome!
Haha, “in-cider trading!”
Yeah, the conversation I had with Linda seemed to take a turn for the worse. This is not surprising considering that I changed the course of the conversation. She became quite angry at me!
They investigated my whole family tree and decided that we were all rotten to the core, but the FBI picked me. I got 3.14 years behind the bars, like I was some kind of hard-core criminal!
It’s okay though, my lawyer is filing an a-peal.
(I’ll let myself out)
I understand what @Jhawk means! One must refrain from drinking or eating any liquid or food while reading any of your posts! Luckily I was not eating or drinking when I read this post of yours to which I was replying. My external keyboard’s keys are already sticky from laughing while drinking liquids to some of the posts of yours and others!