Another CRA Winner with a Foul Mouth

902-702-7788 – These guys and their dirty minds. So I called and got a recording CRA Collection Help Desk over and over but finally got an agent David Dawkins. I said Who the heck are you. He said CRA. I said What is a CRA? He said Canada Revenue. I said So why are you acallin me? He wanted my name so he got it and he could not pronounce or spell it. Gosh it is boring spelling it over and over but I do love say RODEO for R. He wanted my address so we went thru all that and I again said Why are you acallin me? OH, I owe Canada taxes again!!! I said Yes, I am in Texas but why are you calling me. ABOUT YOUR TAXES? What taxes? He said You called the wrong number. I said No you called the wrong number . He said No you called the wrong number. I said No you called me first and I called you back so you called the wrong number. He said No you called the wrong number. I said No you called the wrong number but I understand how you could get mixed up there in all the cold and snow in India. He said I am not in India I am in Canada. I said, India, Pakistan, Nigeria, Arabia, same thing. He called me a whore. I said, Oh you can talk dirty! Please sir talk dirty to me I aint had nobody talk dirty to me in a long time. He made a physically impossible suggestion. I said, Well that just aint possible but can you come over and do it for me? We could have some fun. He said some stuff I wont repeat and I said, Oh durn, I was hopin to catch some nice venereal disease from you before your pecker fell off. He gasped and hung up. A gasp is getting as good as a sigh or groan. I guess he is not used to women speaking that way. Is pecker a swear word? No, really, is it? Help me out.

@JusticeinTexas#28684 These sleazebags were around a week or so ago I think. All they did was change the number to one from Halifax, Nova Scotia. They haven’t answered for me, but I have gotten to hear the “Welcome to CRA Collection Help Desk” message a few times too many!

@6flagsray#28686 So really, help me out. Is that a real swear word? And yes they are sleazes and that is insulting sleazes. By the way, have you ever heard the "Rodeo Song’? If you have not look it up. We actually had a request to perform it at the Holiday Inn in Alamosa, CO one hot night. They were screaming for it and it was on the juke but they wanted to hear it live. We didn’t do songs like that but the manager came up and said there was 50 bucks for each of us if we dared do it so we did it. And did it. And did it. Made a fortune!

@JusticeinTexas#28687 I went to the official source (Dictionary.com!) and the site said that the use of the term in that way is ‘vulgar slang’, so it may be a swear word. :frowning: But your use of it was totally warranted. You are finding some real jackasses this week.

Hmm... now is jackass a swear word?

@6flagsray#28686 Read the last of my last message. I added a question to it for you.

@6flagsray#28688 Well, I guess it depends if you are calling a real jackass a jackass or a person a jackass but you are right I have been running into a slew of them this week. Unreal.