Got a voicemail saying my “Microsoft license has expired so your computer can not be updated. Please call for your refund”. I called and messed with them. Told them to expect a couple thousand phone calls in a little bit. Let’s make it happen. 
@Interwebzminuteman#29632 All they’re saying is “hello” now. Guy’s getting pissed. 
number? is 518-888-7595?
Called them over 20 times now. Tell them that India sucks and they’ll freak out.