@Lemonade#27088
@Lemonade#27088 Good! I wonder if he is getting suspicious. My husband says I should end it soon with:
Hey, moron, Yeah, you Shawn the moron. YOU HAVE BEEN SCAMMED! HAHAHAHA!
I will see how he answers me about the baby with asthma. It makes me wonder how they treat their mothers and sisters and wives.
He just texted: Dont have much time miss.
@6flagsray#27064
@Lemonade#27069
I texted I would sneak in the closet. Then I called him and whispered that I was in the linen closet in the dark and had to be really quiet. He said to take a picture. I said how can I take a picture and talk with you at the same time. I told him I had the number written on the back of my hand. I said HURRY GO GET A PIECE OF PENCIL AND A PAPER!
I could hear him moving around. I said HURRY HURRY HURRY!!! He said What is the number so I read it off to him in a whisper really fast. He said Miss miss miss read it slower. So I whispered it really slowly and he still did not get it. Then I said I had to go someone was coming, OMG!!!
He texted me with CLICK THE PHOTO AND SEND ME. ITS EASY FOR US AND ME ALSO.
Then: Or else take ur time once u free ur work then send.
I texted: OMG I almost got caught by the head charge nurse. She wanted to know what I was doing in the closet in the dark I told her that I was praying for my dead husband. That was too close. I will send you the number when I get out of here in an hour.
And the saga continues. I will post the final text I sent him.
@Lemonade#27088
@6flagsray#27077
TIme to end the saga of Shawn the Scammer.
Shawn Text: Okk. Then after Take photo and send me. I have to present in court so Okk. Take ur time once you send the card i will give u call back from this number. I m leaving office now so . U have to sent here call back here. Okk.
Me: 422A23n53B234C528726 (and I waited)
Shawn: i give you confim number soon. After 1 hour pick my call when I call you back. (Sounding more American as time goes by so I typed my response which took awhile.)
ME: YOU ARE A MORON. YOU HAVE WASTED TWO DAYS BEING SCAMMED. HOW DOES IT FEEL? YOU WOULD STEAL 500 BUCKS FROM A WIDOW WITH TWO KIDS. IT WAS ALL A GAME FOR ME. I HOPE IT WAS FUN FOR YOU! IT WAS FUN FOR MY FRIENDS WHO CALLED YOUR RIP OFF CENTER ALL DAY LONG. YOU WILL BE ON THE INTERNET. EVERYONE WILL LAUGH AT HOW SILLY YOU ARE. A BIG MAN SCAMMED BY A LITTLE LADY. YOU ARE AN INFINITE AND ENDLESS LIAR AND AN HOURLY PROMISE BREAKER. DO YOU THINK YOU SOUND AMERICAN OR THAT I EVER THOUGHT THE IRS WOULD YELL AT ME? HAHAHA FEDERAL ELECTRONIC WOUCHER FROM VALMART!!! DID YOU REALLY THINK I THOUGHT THAT I WOULD BE ARRESTED WITHOUT DUE PROCESS AND PUT BEHIND THE BAR UNDER THE GOATHOUSE? I HAVE HEARD IT ALL BEFORE. YOU ARE A LUMP OF FOUL DEFORMITY AND NOTHING BUT A BOIL, A PLAGUE SORE. YOU ARE THE VERIEST VARLET THAT EVER CHEWED WITH A TOOTH. YOU ARE LIGHT OF BRAIN AND A BOLTING HUTCH OF BEASTLINESS. I HOPE YOU GET DOUBLE PNEUMONIA AND THAT YOUR HEMMOROIDS GET HEMMOROIDS. I DESIRE THAT WE BECOME BETTER STRANGERS FOR EVERYTIME WE SPOKE I NEEDED A BATH TO WASH OFF THE FOUL STENCH OF ALL THE INFECTIONS THAT THE SUN SUCKS UP THAT IS YOU. BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! AND NOT A PENNY FOR YOUR TROUBLE!
My husband wanted me to add this in a separate text: Oh, and my husband, who played all the parts in my scam including the children, said if you ever call again, you will be roast meat for worms. He is laughing at you, too, little man!!!!
He took my phone from me and typed: Yup, we think you are crap with eyes. (With the added line of that emoticon of crap with eyes.)
Gee, I have not heard back. I wonder why!
Badeee Badeee Badeee That's All FOLKS!
THE END
@JusticeinTexas#27102 This is pure fucking gold
@Lecter#27107 Coming from you, sir, that is the ultimate compliment. You made my day!!!
@JusticeinTexas#27108 If you know anything about me you know I don’t compliment often, glad I could make your day!
@JusticeinTexas#27108 Can we give multiple “thumbs up” for this? Seriously, this was so well played, it was genius.
Shame you didn't hear back from Shawn. :)
I just caught up to this thread, but googling that 202 number… it looks like he has been at it since 2014! I’d love to see the look on his face when the salt hit.
No answer from the 903 number this morning, but it is still early. I’ll try later, but hopefully these dotards are down for the count, at least for a little while!
@JusticeinTexas#26970 good on you wasting their time. How dare they try and scare people into paying.
@6flagsray#27151 I called them(903 number) again and again yesterday and just left the “Bhenchod” song on replay for them as soon as they answered! I gotta say, I think they were pretty pissed! 
@Lecter#27112 Again, thank you! Some of the credit has to go to my husband for being able to walk in the door blind and just jump in and take on the other parts. I tell him what I need but I NEVER know exactly how he is going to play it and sometimes it just gets so hysterical I have to put my hand over my mouth to keep from laughing and blowing the whole thing.
@6flagsray#27141 Yeah, it made me so sad not to hear his dulcet tones in my ear again.
And yes, by the way, I am proud to call you all FRIENDS!
@6flagsray#27151 I have to tell you, I was so tired from all that back there, that I actually slept till my husband called at lunch and woke me up!! I was playing this so hard that I barely got a thing done around the house and my garden is screaming HELP!! Oops, forgot you have a snow garden headed your way. I hate to tell you but you have another one coming after that. It is coming off the Pacific right now. Even here it is going to be 87/60
tomorrow and then Saturday drop to the 50/39. My veggies don’t know what season it is! Oh, my husband bought me a wonderful gift for doing this scam. Wait…A new water bath canner and jelly jars!!! I am just so thrilled!!
@Lemonade#27166 Well, I gave you credit for your wonderful baiting. And yes, I consider anyone a friend who is willing to take the time to take these guys out.
@JusticeinTexas#27197 I was going to Thumbs Down you for the snow reference, but I figured since I’m in a good mood, I’ll go easy on you. 
It’s sunny and 70 today here, which is fantastic. Weather guy said possibly 78 tomorrow. And then Monday, a high of 40 and snow showers. Typical CLE weather! As they say, if you don’t like the weather, wait 24 hours. It’ll be the complete opposite!
@6flagsray#27201 Hahahahaha! You should give me 100 thumbs up for the Water Bath Canner gift. I think he was trying to tell me something. I remember that weather well. Still walking on snow while my mother’s tulips were up. We have that kind of weather too, in the spring. Hot, cold, hot, cold, tornado, cold, tornado, tornado then HOT then Christmas.
@JusticeinTexas#27012
@JusticeinTexas#27012 he rejects my call what the heck lol
That has to be a robocall rodeo winner!