Carrier: Microsoft Teams
Answers as: “Hello?” or “Geek Squad”
Technician: “this side Mark”
Falsely Claims:
Every computer comes with a free trial to the Geek Squad
I was “shouting” when I was using my normal speaking voice
I need to disclose every fucking thing that I need to do every fucking minute.
@JimBrowning11 and Karl Rock are “dangerous people” who fucks my mother.
I’m an American asshole who doesn’t wipe my ass.
Remote Access Software: Alpemix
Too gandu to provide “suppoat,” told me to put my ass on the computer in order to have the charge be “cancelled.” I then called back and he said @JimBrowning11 and Karl Rock were “dangerous people” because they fuck my mother and later told me to never call the number again.
However, I did call them back through the PBX and the chod threatened to give me a blowjob
I was then called a “dumbass American who doesn’t wipe his ass” by a chod who loves to sing the “Motherfucker song” to me