833-429-6123: Sam from Microsoft is very unhelpful. He refuses to tell me his favorite color, and refuses to sing the Microsoft Song for me.
Update: “Sam This Side” (a different Sam) says his favorite color is pink. But then he shouts “F— you, asshole!” So strange, maybe the poor man suffers from Tourettes?
Update: callback from 866-923-2713. The Support Executives there were in a foul mood when I called. I received no supportings at all. The would not tell me their names, or what company this is, but the “manager” said he was from the “madarchode department.”