Formerly Facebook:
Mike says his favorite color is orange. Mike II prefers black. Ralph also prefers black. Justin’s favorite color is red. Sam says I am not allowed to ask him such questions.
Callbacks: 669-270-1372 Mark’s favorite color is black, he says “you can go f*** yourself.”
225-800-9757 Microsoft, does not want to help Narendra Modi with his iPad, says “f*** Modi and f*** your computer.”
313-777-4943 Justin (see above).
202-474-3665 Henry Miller won’t say what his favorite color is.
818-463-2776: Reported one month ago
Answers as “thank you for calling support,” but when asked if it is Apple support, says “no, this is the grocery store” (no apples in the produce department?) and launches into a profane tirade about my “you-tube channel.”